Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 28th May 1990

Dilbert//408, first published 36 years ago on Monday 28th May 1990

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dogbert buckingham palace princess kiss frog witch's curse lady di hideous creatures awkward family reunions

Official transcript

Dogbert stands on a chair and Dogbert the Frog sits next to him. Dogbert says into the telephone, "Hello . . . Buckingham Palace? I was wondering if the Princess would be willing to kiss a frog and remove a witch's curse for us."

Dogbert says into the phone, "Oh . . . Lady Di does not kiss hideous little creatures . . ."

Dogbert says, "That must be mighty awkward at family reunions . . . Hello?"

Dilbert covers his eyes.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HELLO... BUCKINGHAM PALACE?

I WAS WONDERING IF THE PRINCESS WOULD BE WILLING TO KISS A FROG AND REMOVE A WITCH'S CURSE FOR US.

OH... LADY DI DOES NOT KISS HIDEOUS LITTLE CREATURES...

THAT MUST BE MIGHTY AWKWARD AT FAMILY REUNIONS ... HELLO?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

The comic strip is titled "Dilbert" and was originally published in 1990. The contents of the comic strip are as follows:

Panel 1: The comic strip begins with a conversation between Dilbert, a white dog, and a green frog. Dilbert asks the frog if he was wondering if the princess would be willing to kiss a frog and remove a witch's curse for him. The frog responds with a question, asking if he was wondering if the princess would be willing to kiss a frog and remove a witch's curse for him.

Panel 2: Dilbert replies, "Oh... Lady Di does not kiss hideous little creatures..." The frog looks on, seemingly unimpressed by Dilbert's response.

Panel 3: Dilbert then asks the frog if he must be mighty awkward at family reunions. The frog responds with a question, asking if he must be mighty awkward at family reunions.

Overall: The comic strip is a humorous exchange between Dilbert and the frog, with Dilbert making a series of awkward comments and the frog responding with equally awkward questions. The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of a princess kissing a frog to break a curse, and the absurdity of the situation is highlighted through the dialogue and illustrations.

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