Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 1st June 1990

Dilbert//412, first published 36 years ago on Friday 1st June 1990

Tags

dilbert woman monogamy field shuttle dogbert rides uno love advice

Official transcript

Dilbert says to Dogbert, "I'm just a one-woman kind of guy."

Dilbert continues, "Some guys like to play the field. Not me. I'm happy with just one woman."

Dilbert continues, "Just one. Uno. That's best for me."

Dogbert says, "You can take her for rides in the Space Shuttle you'll never have either."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M JUST A ONE- WOMAN KIND OF GUY.

SOME GUYS LIKE TO PLAY THE FIELD. NOT ME. I'M HAPPY WITH JUST ONE WOMAN.

JUST ONE.

UNO. THAT'S BEST FOR ME.

YOU CAN TAKE HER FOR RIDES IN THE SPACE SHUTTLE YOU'LL NEVER HAVE EITHER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "One-Woman Kind of Guy"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive hairdo, sitting at his desk with his dog, Dogbert, by his side. The conversation begins with Dilbert stating, "I'm just a one-woman kind of guy." Dogbert responds with a sarcastic remark, "Some guys like to play the field. Not me. I'm happy with just one woman."

Dilbert then reveals that he is in fact happy with just one woman, and that woman is Uno, a Uno card. He explains that he can take her for rides in the space shuttle, implying that he is willing to go to great lengths to be with her.

The conversation concludes with Dogbert's witty remark, "You can take her for rides in the space shuttle. You'll never have either." This humorous exchange highlights Dilbert's quirky personality and his unusual preferences when it comes to relationships.

generated by llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct

Accompanying textual content, such as title, tags and transcripts, is shown here if we have it. Not every comic has all of these, and they seem to be a bit hit and miss even on the official website.