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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 5th June 1990

Dilbert//416, first published 36 years ago on Tuesday 5th June 1990


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dogbert cult several spiritual leaders already demonstrates complete absence indpendent chant


Official transcript

A woman sits on the floor across from Dogbert's desk. The woman says, "I'm hoping you will accept me in the Dogbert Cult."

Dogbert says, "You do have a strong resume . . ."

Dogbert continues, "Looks like you've been fleeced by several spiritual leaders already."

The woman says, "I think that demonstrates a complete absence of independent thought."

Dogbert asks, "Can you chant?"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I'M HOPING YOU WILL ACCEPT ME IN THE DOGBERT CULT.

YOU DO HAVE A STRONG RSUM ...

LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE BEEN FLEECED BY SEVERAL SPIRITUAL LEADERS ALREADY.

I THINK THAT DEMONSTRATES A COMPLETE ABSENCE OF INDEPENDENT THOUGHT.

CAN YOU CHANT ?

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AI Analysis

The title of this comic strip is "A Complete Absence of Independent Thought".

The comic strip features Dilbert, a white dog with a black nose and ears, sitting in an office chair. He is wearing a red shirt and has a piece of paper in his hand. The boss is sitting across from him, also holding a piece of paper.

The conversation between Dilbert and the boss is as follows:

Dilbert: I'm hoping you will accept me in the Dogbert Cult. Boss: You do have a strong resume... Dilbert: Looks like you've been fleeced by several spiritual leaders already. Boss: I think that demonstrates a complete absence of independent thought. Dilbert: Can you chant?

The comic strip is humorous because it pokes fun at the idea of a dog being accepted into a cult, and the boss's response is ironic given the situation. The use of a dog as the main character adds to the comedic effect, as it is an unexpected and absurd scenario. Overall, the comic strip is a lighthearted and entertaining take on the concept of cults and spirituality.

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