Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 12th June 1990

Dilbert//423, first published 36 years ago on Tuesday 12th June 1990

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dilbert dogbert cult dinosaurs earth leader bob dawn kicked out

Official transcript

Bob the Dinosaur says, "Dogbert, we've come to resign from your cult."

Dawn says, "You can't push us around anymore."

Dogbert is wearing a crown. Dogbert replies, "Resign?!! Ha! You're unworthy! I kick you out. The cult doesn't need your type!"

Bob begs, "Nooo!! Take us back!!! Please!!!"

Dogbert says, "I think this explains why dinosaurs don't rule the earth."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT, WE'VE COME TO RESIGN FROM YOUR CULT.

YOU CAN'T PUSH US AROUND ANYMORE.

RESIGN?!! HA!

YOU'RE UNWORTHY!

I KICK YOU OUT.

THE CULT DOESN'T NEED YOUR TYPE!

NOOO!!

TAKE US BACK!!!

PLEASE!!!

I THINK THIS EXPLAINS WHY DINOSAURS DON'T RULE THE EARTH.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Dinosaurs Don't Rule the Earth"

Summary:

This comic strip, originally published in 1990, features a humorous exchange between Dogbert and his employees. The scene unfolds as follows:

• Dogbert announces that he has come to resign from his cult, citing the reason that "you can't push us around anymore."
• One employee responds with a sarcastic remark, "Resign? Ha, you're unworthy. I kick you out. The cult doesn't need your type!"
• Another employee chimes in, "Nooo, take us back. Please."
• Dogbert retorts, "I think this explains why dinosaurs don't rule the earth."

The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of cult leaders and their followers, highlighting the absurdity of the situation. The punchline about dinosaurs serves as a clever commentary on the lack of intelligence and reasoning often associated with cults. Overall, the comic strip uses humor to critique the dynamics of cults and the people who follow them.

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