Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 23rd June 1990

Dilbert//434, first published 36 years ago on Saturday 23rd June 1990

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dogbert dilbert dreamed died light god ark comment incident armchair

Official transcript

Dogbert covers his eyes with his paws and says, "I'm so embarrassed . . . I dreamed I died and saw the light of God . . ."

Dogbert says to Dilbert who is wearing a bathrobe and holding a flashlight, "I trust you will just let this incident pass without comment."

Dilbert says, "I command you to build an ark . . ."

Dogbert growls.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M SO EMBARRASSED...

I DREAMED I DIED AND SAW THE LIGHT OF GOD...

I TRUST YOU WILL JUST LET THIS INCIDENT PASS WITHOUT COMMENT.

I COMMAND YOU TO BUILD AN ARK...

GRRRR...

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

The title of this comic strip is "I Command You to Build an Ark."

Summary

• The comic strip features a dog, who is being reprimanded by its owner for having a vivid dream.
• The dog's dream involves seeing the light of God and being embarrassed.
• The owner orders the dog to build an ark, which is a humorous and unexpected request.
• The comic strip is a lighthearted commentary on the absurdity of human behavior and the quirks of animal behavior.

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