Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 18th July 1990

Dilbert//459, first published 36 years ago on Wednesday 18th July 1990

Tags

dilbert woman eye contact uncontrollable urge blink twnety times

Official transcript

Dilbert and a woman sit at a table in a restaurant. The woman says, "I like a man who makes eye contact."

Dilbert thinks, "Uh no . . . Uncontrollable urge to look away . . . I've got to blink about twenty times. Why did she have to bring that up?"

Dilbert covers his eyes, screams, knocks his drink over and blinks repeatedly. The woman turns to the reader and says, "I love doing that."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I LIKE A MAN WHO MAKES EYE CONTACT.

OH NO... UNCONTROLLABLE URGE TO LOOK AWAY...

I'VE GOT TO BLINK ABOUT TWENTY TIMES.

WHY DID SHE HAVE TO BRING THAT UP?

AAEEEEII!!

GASP** BUNK BLLNK BLINK BLINK BLINK BLINK I LOVE DOING THAT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

The title of this 'Dilbert' comic strip is "Eye Contact".

This comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic wit and humorous observations on office life, in a situation where he is on a date with a woman. The woman is described as someone who makes eye contact, which Dilbert finds annoying. He tries to avoid her gaze, but she persists in making eye contact, leading to a series of humorous exchanges between the two characters. The strip ends with Dilbert's frustration and the woman's continued attempts to engage him in conversation. The comic strip pokes fun at the challenges of social interactions and the quirks of human behavior.

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