Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 31st July 1990

Dilbert//472, first published 36 years ago on Tuesday 31st July 1990

Tags

dilbert rat mickey rodney rodent bill vernon vermin ratbert arm chair table

Official transcript

Dogbert says to a rat, "If you're going to live here, you need a name."

The rat asks, "How about 'Mickey?'"

Dogbert replies, "No . . . Big trouble. How about 'Rodney the Rodent?'"

The rat asks, "How about 'Bill the Rat?'"

Dogbert asks, "Vernon the Vermin?"

The rat says, "Ratbert."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IF YOU'RE GOING TO LIVE HERE, YOU NEED A NAME.

HOW ABOUT "MICKEY"?

NO. BIG TROUBLE.

HOW ABOUT "RODNEY THE RODENT"?

HOW ABOUT "BILL THE RAT"?

"VERNON THE VERMIN"?

"RATBERT"

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Name Game"

Summary:

• A man in a suit is sitting at a desk with a rat on it.
• The man asks the rat, "If you're going to live here, you need a name."
• The rat responds, "How about 'Mickey'?"
• The man replies, "No... big trouble. How about 'Rodney the Rodent'?"
• The rat asks, "How about 'Bill the Rat'?"
• The man responds, "How about 'Vernon the Vermin'?"
• The rat asks, "Ratbert?"
• The man agrees to the name "Ratbert".

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