Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 7th August 1990

Dilbert//479, first published 36 years ago on Tuesday 7th August 1990

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dilbert exercise health club five minutes month health cardio

Official transcript

Dilbert sits on a weight lifting bench holding dumbells. Dilbert thinks, "The experts used to say you should exercise every day."

Dilbert thinks, "Now they think twenty minutes every other day is just as good."

Dilbert collapses onto the bench and thinks, "My strategy of five minutes a month is looking pretty clever."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE EXPERTS USED TO SAY YOU SHOULD EXERCISE EVERY DAY.

NOW THEY THINK TWENTY MINUTES EVERY OTHER DAY IS JUST AS GOOD.

HEALTH CLUB MY STRATEGY OF FIVE MINUTES A MONTH IS LOOKING PRETTY CLEVER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Expert's Advice"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic wit and skepticism.
• The strip begins with Dilbert receiving advice from an expert on exercise, who recommends exercising every day.
• Dilbert is skeptical of this advice, citing the fact that twenty minutes every other day is just as good.
• The expert's response is that five minutes a month is looking pretty clever.
• The strip ends with Dilbert lying on a table, exhausted from his five-minute workout.
• The humor in the strip comes from the absurdity of the expert's advice and Dilbert's deadpan reaction.

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