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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 10th August 1990

Dilbert//482, first published 36 years ago on Friday 10th August 1990


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Open source transcript

THERE HE IS... TINY TOM THE CONVICT IS CLINGING TO THIS MAN'S PANCREAS.

- &AJ NOTE: SOMETIMES IT IS NECESSARY TO SUSPEND DISBELIEF FOR THE PURPOSE OF CREATING COMIC SITUATIONS. PARENTS SHOULD EXPLAIN TO THEIR CHILDREN THAT CONVICTS WILL RARELY, IF EVER, CLING TO ANOTHER PERSON'S PANCREAS.

HO HO, IT APPEARS WE HAVE ALSO LOCATED OUR OWN NURSE WOODMEYER ...

THE TRAMP!

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Convict's Pancreas"

Summary:

The comic strip features a doctor explaining to a police officer that the convict's pancreas is clinging to another person's pancreas. The doctor notes that sometimes it is necessary to suspend disbelief for the purpose of creating comic situations. The parents of children who will rarely, if ever, cling to another person's pancreas should be informed.

Key Elements:

  • A doctor and a police officer are present in the comic strip.
  • The doctor explains the unusual situation of the convict's pancreas clinging to another person's pancreas.
  • The doctor provides a note on the importance of suspending disbelief for comic situations.
  • The parents of children who will rarely, if ever, cling to another person's pancreas are advised to be informed.

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