Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 15th August 1990

Dilbert//487, first published 36 years ago on Wednesday 15th August 1990

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Official transcript

A witch sitting on a throne points at Dilbert and yells, "Fool! Why have you come to the accounting department?!!"

Dilbert is wrapped in chains and guarded by a troll holding a spear. Dilbert says, "Uh . . . I had some questions, sir . . . Ma'am . . . Er, sir?"

Dilbert asks, "Are you a man or woman?"

The witch replies, "In accounting, it doesn't really matter."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

FOOL! WHY HAVE YOU COME TO THE ACCOUNTING DEPARTMENT?!!

UH... I HAD SOME QUESTIONS, SIR ...

MA'AM ... ER, SIR?

ARE YOU A MAN OR WOMAN?

IN ACCOUNTING, IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Accounting Department"

Summary:

• The comic strip features a character in a pointed hat and robe, who asks a man if he is a man or woman.
• The man responds that it doesn't matter, and the character then asks him to come to the accounting department.
• The man is confused and asks why he has to come to the accounting department.
• The character responds with a pun, saying "FOOL!" and explaining that he has come to the accounting department because it is the only place where the man's gender doesn't matter.
• The comic strip ends with the man looking confused and the character walking away, still wearing his pointed hat and robe.

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