Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 22nd August 1990

Dilbert//494, first published 36 years ago on Wednesday 22nd August 1990

Tags

dilbert dogbert fur fur coat upper class mittens bad haircuts political protesting

Official transcript

Dogbert holds a sign that says "Fur is Murder."

Dogbert asks a woman in a fur coat, "How can you live with yourself? Have you no conscience?"

The woman replies, "Oh, big deal . . . A bunch of minks get bad haircuts and I get a warm coat . . . I'll bet you'd make a nice pair of mittens."

Dogbert says as he walks away, "I don't think I reached her."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HOW CAN YOU LIVE WITH YOURSELF ?

HAVE YOU NO CONSCIENCE?

FUR IS MURDER OH, BIG DEAL...

A BUNCH OF MINKS GET BAD HAIRCUTS AND I GET A WARM COAT...

I'LL BET YOU'D MAKE A NICE PAIR OF MITTENS I DON'T THINK I REACHED HER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Fur Is Murder"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between a dog and a woman. The dog, holding a sign that reads "Fur Is Murder," approaches the woman and asks how she can live with herself, given that she has no conscience. The woman responds by asking if the dog has seen her haircut, which the dog dismisses as unimportant. The woman then reveals that she has acquired a warm coat, to which the dog responds with a sarcastic remark about making mittens. The woman takes offense and leaves, while the dog remains, seemingly unbothered by the exchange.

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