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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 18th September 1990

Dilbert//521, first published 36 years ago on Tuesday 18th September 1990


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dilbert program warmer ozone global warming lighting lazer sarcasm


Official transcript

Dilbert sits at his desk working on his computer. Dilbert tells Dogbert, "My program predicts that tiny holes in the ozone could lead to . . ."

A flash of lightning zaps Dilbert and his computer. Dilbert looks at his burned computer and says, "Now we'll never know."

Dogbert says, "But you're getting warmer."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

MY PROGRAM PREDICTS THAT TINY HOLES IN THE OZONE COULD LEAD TO ...

FLASHA LAP ZAP NOW WE'LL NEVER KNOW...

BUT YOU'RE GETTING WARMER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

The comic strip is titled "Ozone Hole" and features Dilbert, a bespectacled, balding man, sitting at his desk with a computer monitor in front of him.

Panel 1: The first panel shows Dilbert's boss, a large, imposing figure with a menacing expression, standing over him. The boss says, "My program predicts that tiny holes in the ozone could lead to...". Dilbert looks up at him with a mixture of fear and confusion.

Panel 2: The second panel depicts a dramatic explosion, with the words "FLASH!" written above it. The explosion is accompanied by the sound effects "ZAP ZAP ZAP", indicating a sudden and intense event.

Panel 3: In the third panel, Dilbert is shown sitting at his desk, looking worried and concerned. He says, "Now we'll never know... but you're getting warmer." The background of the panel is pink, and there are several characters visible, including a small, cartoonish figure of the Earth with a thermometer stuck in it.

Overall, the comic strip appears to be a humorous commentary on the potential consequences of climate change, with Dilbert's boss representing the unknown and unpredictable nature of the issue. The use of a dramatic explosion and sound effects adds to the comedic effect, while the worried expression on Dilbert's face conveys the seriousness of the situation.

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