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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 24th September 1990

Dilbert//527, first published 36 years ago on Monday 24th September 1990


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dogbert cop dilbert hunted killed wild deer fingerprints evidence


Official transcript

Dogbert answers the front door and asks, "Yes?"

A police officer says, "Mr. Dogbert, I have bad news."

The policeman continues, "It appears that Dilbert was hunted down and killed by wild deer."

The officer continues, "We think it was a professional job; they didn't leave fingerprints."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

YES?

MR. DOGBERT, I HAVE BAD NEWS.

IT APPEARS THAT DILBERT WAS HUNTED DOWN AND KILLED BY WILD DEER.

WE THINK IT WAS A PROFESSIONAL JOB; THEY DIDN'T LEAVE FINGERPRINTS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Mysterious Case of Mr. Dogbert"

Summary:

  • The comic strip revolves around Mr. Dogbert, a dog who claims to have bad news.
  • The news is that Dilbert was hunted down and killed by wild deer.
  • The scene is set in a professional setting, where the characters are discussing the incident in a serious tone.
  • The comic strip is a humorous take on a serious topic, poking fun at the idea of a dog being involved in a crime investigation.

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