Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 3rd October 1990

Dilbert//536, first published 36 years ago on Wednesday 3rd October 1990

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garbage man die cloning machine design math errors dogbert dilbert

Official transcript

The garbage man asks Dogbert, "Not much garbage . . . Did somebody die?"

Dogbert replies, "Dilbert went to the compost pile in the sky."

The garbage man reads a piece of paper and says, "Bad timing . . . Judging from last week's garbage, he had almost finished his cloning machine design. I only notice a few linear math errors."

The garbage man continues, "This design would just create a hologram and a bad chile con carne recipe."

Dogbert says, "Man, you sure know your garbage!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

NOT MUCH GARBAGE...

DID SOMEBODY DIE?

DILBERT WENT TO THE COMPOST PILE IN THE SKY BAD TIMING... JUDGING FROM LAST WEEK'S GARBAGE, ME HAD ALMOST FINISHED HIS CLONING MACHINE DESIGN.

I ONLY NOTICE A FEW LINEAR MATH ERRORS.

THIS DESIGN WOULD JUST CREATE A HOLOGRAM AND A BAD CHILE CON CARNE RECIPE.

MAN, YOU SURE KNOW YOUR GARBAGE!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "A Recipe for Garbage"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around Dilbert's garbage, which has been judged by a garbage judge. The judge is impressed by the garbage's design, specifically a hologram and a bad Chile con carne recipe. The judge expresses surprise at the garbage's existence, given its poor quality. The comic strip humorously explores the idea of garbage being judged and the absurdity of its design.

Key Elements:

• Dilbert's garbage is judged by a garbage judge.
• The garbage features a hologram and a bad Chile con carne recipe.
• The judge is impressed by the garbage's design.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of garbage being judged and its design.

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