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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 6th October 1990

Dilbert//539, first published 36 years ago on Saturday 6th October 1990


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dilbert wild deer cloned dogbert pool money ground


Official transcript

Dilbert says to Dogbert, "Hi . . . Uh, why am I naked and sitting in a garbage can?"

Dogbert replies, "Either you were killed by wild deer and we cloned you back to life from your old garbage . . . Or . . ."

Dilbert says, "I hope I like the second choice."

Dogbert says, ". . . Or you saved a lot of money on an above-ground pool."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

HI... UM, WHY AM I NAKED AND SITTING IN A GARBAGE CAN ?

EITHER YOU WERE KILLED BY WILD DEER AND WE CLONED YOU BACK TO LIFE FROM YOUR OLD GARBAGE... OR ..

I HOPE I LIKE THE SECOND CHOICE.

... OR YOU SAVED A LOT OF MONEY ON AN ABOVEGROUND POOL.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Naked and Sitting in a Garbage Can"

Summary:

  • The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled character with a distinctive appearance, sitting naked in a garbage can.
  • He is asked why he is in this state, and he responds that he was killed by wild deer and then cloned back to life from his old garbage.
  • Dilbert expresses a desire to return to his old life, but the other characters suggest that he should consider saving money on an above-ground pool instead.
  • The comic strip is a humorous commentary on the absurdity of life and the challenges of finding meaning in a seemingly meaningless world.

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