Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 21st October 1990

Dilbert//554, first published 36 years ago on Sunday 21st October 1990

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dogbert woman loaves bread dough grocery store jimmy toaster bonded post pardom

Official transcript

Dogbert sits on a park bench with a woman holding a baby. Dogbert asks, "Why are you hugging that loaf of French bread?"

The woman replies, "Hee hee! Yeah, newborn babies do look like loaves of bread."

Dogbert says, "But in this case I think your baby IS a loaf of French bread."

The woman looks closely at the blanket and says, "That would explain the smell of dough."

The woman takes the bread out of the blanket. She says, "Must have been a mix-up at the grocery store."

The woman says, "I hope this doesn't mean somebody is sticking little Jimmy in a toaster somewhere."

Dogbert replies, "I'm sure he'll pop up."

The baby pops out of a shopping bag. The woman says, "Ah, there you are in the grocery bag."

The woman says, "I think I bonded with the bread."

Dogbert says, "Remind me not to eat hoagies at your house."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHY ARE YOU HUGGING THAT LOAF OF FRENCH BREAD?

HEE HEE! YEAH, NEWBORN BABIES DO LOOK LIKE LOAVES OF BREAD.

BUT IN THIS CASE I THINK YOUR BABY IS A LOAF OF BREAD.

THAT WOULD EXPLAIN THE SMELL OF DOUGH.

MUST HAVE BEEN A MIXUP AT THE GROCERY STORE.

I HOPE THIS DOESN'T MEAN SOMEBODY IS STICKING LITTLE JIMMY IN A TOASTER SOMEWHERE.

I'M SURE HE'LL POP AH, THERE YOU ARE IN THE GROCERY BAG.

I THINK I BONDED WITH THE BREAD.

REMIND ME NOT TO EAT HOAGIES AT YOUR HOUSE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Loaf of Bread"

Summary:

The comic strip features a woman and her dog engaging in a conversation about a loaf of bread. The woman is sitting on a bench with the dog, holding a loaf of French bread. The dog asks why she is hugging the bread, and the woman responds that newborn babies look like loaves of bread. The dog then asks if the baby is a loaf of bread, and the woman explains that the smell of dough would explain the baby's appearance. The dog suggests that the woman is sticking little Jimmy in a toaster, and the woman assures him that she will pop up. The dog then asks if there is a loaf of bread in the grocery bag, and the woman confirms that there is. The dog reminds her not to eat hoagies at her house, and the woman agrees. The comic strip ends with the woman and dog sitting on the bench together, enjoying their loaf of bread.

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