Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 11th November 1990

Dilbert//575, first published 36 years ago on Sunday 11th November 1990

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dilbert pity date beauty grace attracted dogbert standards woman dating

Official transcript

Dilbert and a woman sit at a table in a restaurant. Dilbert says, "Heather, there's something I must tell you."

Heather says, "Stop . . . Stop right there. I know what you're going to say."

Heather continues, "Although it's our first date, you find yourself very attracted to me."

Heather continues, "You are stunned by my grace and beauty, and you hope we can be more than friends."

Heather continues, "Let me set you straight, Dilbert: this is a pity date. My standards are too high for you."

Dilbert says, "Actually, I just wanted to tell you that your dress was tucked into the back of your pantyhose all night."

Heather looks shocked. Back at home, Dogbert asks, "How was your date?"

Dilbert replies, "Man, it doesn't get any better than that!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HEATHER, THERE'S SOMETHING I MUST TELL YOU.

STOP ... STOP RIGHT THERE. I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO SAY.

ALTHOUGH IT'S OUR FIRST DATE, YOU FIND YOURSELF VERY ATTRACTED TO ME.

YOU ARE STUNNED BY MY GRACE AND BEAUTY, AND YOU HOPE WE CAN BE MORE THAN FRIENDS.

LET ME SET YOU STRAIGHT, DILBERT: THIS IS A A PITY DATE. MY STANDARDS ARE TOO HIGH FOR YOU.

ACTUALLY, I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU THAT YOUR DRESS WAS TUCKED INTO THE BACK OF YOUR PANTYHOSE ALL NIGHT.

HOW WAS YOUR DATE?

MAN, IT DOESN'T GET ANY BETTER THAN THAT !

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "A Pity Date"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert on a date with Heather, who is disappointed by his lack of effort.
• Dilbert's attempts to impress her, such as wearing a dress and using a flower as a prop, are met with disdain.
• Heather criticizes Dilbert's behavior, stating that it's a pity date and that his standards are too high.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the challenges of dating and the expectations that come with it.

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