Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 2nd December 1990

Dilbert//596, first published 36 years ago on Sunday 2nd December 1990

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dilbert avocados dispute cram chips nose cados years dogbert

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "I made a nice avacado dip for us, Dogbert."

Dogbert sits on the hassock holding a bag of potato chips. He says, "I hate avacados."

Dilbert sits in his chair and asks, "How do you know, if you haven't tried them?"

Dogbert says, "How do you know you don't like cramming potato chips up your nose? YOU've never tried THAT."

Dilbert replies, "Fair enough . . . I can't dispute your logic."

Dilbert says, "If you try the dip, I'll cram potato chips up my nose."

Dogbert says, "Deal."

Dogbert tries the dip and says, "Hmm . . . Good."

Dilbert stuffs chips up his nose and repeats, "Ouch . . . Ouch . . ."

Dilbert says, "Id feelth aboud like I thoughd id would."

Dogbert says, "I lied. I've liked avacados for years."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I MADE A NICE AVACADO DIP FOR US, DOGBERT.

I HATE AVOCADOS.

HOW DO YOU KNOW, IF YOU HAVEN'T TRIED THEM?

HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU DON'T LIKE CRAMMING POTATO CHIPS UP YOUR NOSE?

YOU'VE NEVER TRIED THAT.

FAIR ENOUGH...

I CAN'T DISPUTE YOUR LOGIC.

IF YOU TRY THE DIP, I'LL CRAM POTATO CHIPS UP MY NOSE.

DEAL CRUNCH OUCH CRUNCH OUCH HMM...

600D.

ID FEELTH ABOUD LIKE I THOUGHD ID WOULD.

I LIED. I'VE LIKED AVOCADOS FOR YEARS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Avocado or Chips?"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic wit, engaging in a conversation with Dogbert, his eccentric and manipulative dog. The exchange begins with Dilbert sharing his experience of creating an avocado dip for his colleagues, Dogbert, and himself. However, Dogbert expresses his dislike for avocados, leading to a humorous exchange where Dogbert attempts to convince Dilbert to try the dip by offering to "cram potato chips up his nose" if he doesn't like it. The conversation continues with Dogbert's persistence and Dilbert's growing frustration, ultimately ending with Dogbert's admission of lying about liking avocados for years. The comic strip showcases the witty banter and playful teasing between the two characters, highlighting their unique dynamic and comedic chemistry.

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