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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 24th December 1990

Dilbert//618, first published 36 years ago on Monday 24th December 1990


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dilbert dogbert annual review accomplishment invention automatic dentures long pause asleep


Official transcript

Dilbert stands in front of the dresser mirror tying his tie and Dogbert sits on the bed watching. Dilbert says, "My boss is giving me my annual review today."

Dilbert sits across from the Boss's desk. The Boss reads and document and says, "Your biggest accomplishment was the invention of automatic dentures?"

Dilbert replies, "They can eat while you're asleep."

Dilbert thinks, "This long pause could mean anything."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

MY BOSS IS GIVING ME MY ANNUAL REVIEW TODAY.

YOUR BIGGEST ACCOMPLISHMENT WAS THE INVENTION OF AUTOMATIC DENTURES?

THEY CAN EAT WHILE YOU'RE ASLEEP.

THIS LONG PAUSE COULD MEAN ANYTHING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Automatic Dentures"

Summary:

  • The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic wit and workplace struggles.
  • In this particular strip, Dilbert's boss is giving him an annual review, which is a common workplace scenario.
  • However, the twist is that the boss is asking Dilbert about his biggest accomplishment, and Dilbert responds by saying that his biggest accomplishment was the invention of automatic dentures.
  • The punchline is that the boss can eat while he's asleep, implying that the invention of automatic dentures has made it possible for people to eat without having to wake up.
  • The humor in the strip comes from the unexpected twist on the typical annual review scenario, as well as the absurdity of the idea that someone would invent automatic dentures as their biggest accomplishment.

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