Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 1st January 1991

Dilbert//626, first published 35 years ago on Tuesday 1st January 1991

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dilbert two-bean salad smothered island dressing bench

Official transcript

Dilbert and Dogbert sit on a bench. Dilbert says, "I was so poor that all I could afford to eat was two-bean salad."

Dogbert replies, "Sounds awful . . ."

Dilbert says, "It wasn't that bad . . ."

Dilbert continues, ". . . Of course, I always smothered it with hundred island dressing."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I WAS SO POOR THAT ALL I COULD AFFORD TO CAT WAS TWO-BEAN SALAD.

SOUNDS AWFUL...

IT WASN'T THAT BAD...

...OF COURSE, I ALWAYS SMOTHERED IT WITH HUNDRED ISLAND DRESSING.

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Two-Bean Salad"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic remarks and mundane office life.
• The strip begins with Dilbert expressing his dissatisfaction with the two-bean salad provided for lunch, describing it as "awful" and "not that bad."
• The humor lies in Dilbert's over-the-top reaction to the salad, which is a relatable commentary on the monotony of office life and the tendency to find fault in even the simplest things.

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