Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 9th January 1991

Dilbert//634, first published 35 years ago on Wednesday 9th January 1991

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dilbert judy blind date woman friends dogs body dog dating

Official transcript

Dilbert says to Judy, "To be honest, Judy, I wouldn't have agreed to this blind date . . ."

Dilbert continues, ". . . If I had known you were a woman trapped in a dog's body."

Judy, a dog in a dress, looks sad. Judy says, "Oh, right, and this is the part where you say 'Let's be friends, but maybe I could pet you sometimes.'"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TO BE HONEST, JUDY, I WOULDN'T HAVE AGREED TO THIS BLIND DATE...

... IF I HAD KNOWN YOU WERE A WOMAN TRAPPED IN A DOG'S BODY.

OH, RIGHT, AND THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU SAY "LET'S BE FRIENDS, BUT MAYBE I COULD PET YOU SOMETIMES."

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Blind Date"

Summary:

The comic strip features a man named Dilbert, who is on a blind date with a woman named Judy. The conversation begins with Dilbert expressing his disappointment that he wouldn't have agreed to the date if he had known Judy was a woman trapped in a dog's body. Judy responds by saying that she could pet him sometimes, which Dilbert finds appealing.

Key Points:

• Dilbert is on a blind date with Judy.
• Dilbert expresses disappointment that he wouldn't have agreed to the date if he had known Judy was a woman trapped in a dog's body.
• Judy responds by saying that she could pet him sometimes.
• Dilbert finds this appealing.
• The comic strip is humorous and lighthearted, poking fun at the idea of a blind date and the unexpected twists that can occur.

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