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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 17th January 1991

Dilbert//642, first published 35 years ago on Thursday 17th January 1991


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Official transcript

Dogbert holds a drapery cord and says to a man and a woman, "My museum is the only place you can see the remains of D. B. Cooper."

Dogbert continues, "Cooper hijacked a jet, demanded money and a parachute, then jumped."

Dogbert opens the curtain and says, "He learned that you should never get your parachutes from the same people you're robbing."

A man's legs and a backpack are inside the display case.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

MY MUSEUM IS THE ONLY PLACE YOU CAN SEE THE REMAINS OF D.B. COOPER.

COOPER MIJACKED A JET, DEMANDED MONEY AND A PARACHUTE, THEN JUMPED. HE LEARNED THAT YOU SHOULD NEVER GET YOUR PARACHUTES FROM THE SAME PEOPLE YOU'RE ROBBING.

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Museum Heist"

Summary:

The comic strip follows the misadventures of a dog, D.B. Cooper, who is on display at a museum. The story unfolds in three panels:

  • Panel 1: A museum visitor comments on the exhibit, "My museum is the only place you can see the remains of D.B. Cooper."
  • Panel 2: A second visitor asks, "Cooper hijacked a jet, demanded money, and a parachute, then jumped." The dog responds, "He learned that you should never get your parachutes from the same people you're robbing."
  • Panel 3: The dog is shown sitting in front of a display case containing a parachute, with the caption "He learned that you should never get your parachutes from the same people you're robbing."

The comic strip is a humorous take on the infamous D.B. Cooper hijacking incident, where the dog's witty remark adds a lighthearted touch to the story.

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