Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 5th February 1991

Dilbert//661, first published 35 years ago on Tuesday 5th February 1991

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dogbert pillow servants dog hours dilbert prison

Official transcript

Dogbert sits on a pillow thinking, "When I conquer the earth . . . Will it be more efficient to put all humans in prison . . ."

Dogbert continues thinking, ". . . Or train them as domestic servants for dogs?"

Dilbert watches Dogbert from the doorway and thinks, "It's amazing how dogs can sit for hours thinking absolutely nothing."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHEN I CONQUER THE EARTH... WILL IT BE MORE EFFICIENT TO PUT ALL HUMANS IN PRISON...

...OR TRAIN THEM AS DOMESTIC SERVANTS FOR DOGS?

IT'S AMAZING HOW DOGS CAN SIT FOR HOURS THINKING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.,

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Canine Conundrum"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 1991, features Dilbert and his dog Dogbert engaging in a thought-provoking conversation. Dogbert expresses his desire to conquer the earth, but only if it can be done more efficiently. He suggests training dogs as domestic servants for humans, as they can sit for hours thinking about nothing. The conversation highlights the absurdity of human-dog relationships and the potential for dogs to become more than just pets. The strip is a humorous commentary on the human condition and our interactions with animals.

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