Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 10th February 1991

Dilbert//666, first published 35 years ago on Sunday 10th February 1991

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dilbert women's guide to avoiding dilbert groups dissect men boyfriend sentence ladies' night tipped number knows love romance ating

Official transcript

The strip is titled, "Women's guide to avoiding Dilbert."

The caption says, "Wear stereo headphones, look straight ahead and outrun him."

Dilbert chases a jogger asking, "What's your name?"

The woman ignores him. The caption says, "Comb your hair over your face to avoid accidental eye contact."

Dilbert waves his hands at a woman but her hair covers her eyes. The caption says, "Travel in groups and make it clear you will dissect any man."

A woman tells three other women, "I've noticed that all men have B.O. (body odor)."

Dilbert thinks, "Uh-oh."

The caption says, "Drive to and from secret destinations in fast cars."

Dilbert watches a woman drive by in a sports car. He thinks, "I wonder where she lives?"

The caption says, "Mention a boyfriend in every sentence."

Dilbert says, "Nice weather."

The woman replies, "My boyfriend likes weather."

The caption says, "Never attend a ladies' night activity."

Dilbert stands in a bar with three other men. He thinks, "No women . . . I wonder what tipped them off."

The caption says, "Never give out your real phone number."

Dilbert looks at a piece of paper and says, "This only has three digits."

The woman says, "Everybody knows me there."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WOMEN'S GUIDE AVOIDING DILBERT WEAR STEREO HEADPHONES, LOOK STRAIGHT AHEAD AND OUTRUN HIM.

WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

COMB YOUR HAIR OVER YOUR FACE TO AVOID ACCIDENTAL EYE CONTACT.

TRAVEL IN GROUPS AND MAKE IT CLEAR YOU WILL DISSECT ANY MAN.

I'VE NOTICED THAT ALL MEN HAVE B.O.

DRIVE TO AND FROM SECRET DESTINATIONS IN FAST CARS I WONDER WHERE SHE LIVES?

MENTION A BOYFRIEND IN EVERY SENTENCE.

NICE WEATHER MY BOYFRIEND LIKES WEATHER NEVER ATTEND A LADIES' NIGHT ACTIVITY.

NO WOMEN... I WONDER WHAT TIPPED THEM OFF.

NEVER GIVE OUT YOUR REAL PHONE NUMBER.

THIS ONLY HAS THREE DIGITS.

EVERYBODY KNOWS ME THERE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Women's Guide to Avoiding Dilbert"

Summary:

The comic strip is a humorous guide for women on how to avoid Dilbert, the main character. The strip consists of nine panels, each with a different tip or warning.

• Panel 1: The title "Women's Guide to Avoiding Dilbert" is displayed.
• Panel 2: A woman is advised to wear stereo headphones to avoid eye contact and run away.
• Panel 3: The importance of combing one's hair over the face to avoid accidental eye contact is emphasized.
• Panel 4: Traveling in groups and making it clear that one will dissect any man is suggested.
• Panel 5: A warning is given about not attending ladies' night activities, as Dilbert may be present.
• Panel 6: The advice to never give out one's real phone number is provided.
• Panel 7: A woman is advised to mention a boyfriend in every sentence to deter Dilbert.
• Panel 8: The importance of not tipping off Dilbert about one's whereabouts is stressed.
• Panel 9: The final tip is to never give out one's real phone number, as Dilbert will only have three digits.

Overall, the comic strip is a lighthearted and humorous take on how women can avoid Dilbert, with each panel offering a unique and humorous tip or warning.

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