Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 17th February 1991

Dilbert//673, first published 35 years ago on Sunday 17th February 1991

Tags

dilbert dogbert bird alive car resist old smoe blob little brain

Official transcript

Dilbert drives his car. He says, "Uh-oh, what's that lying in the road up there?"

Dilbert says, "It looks like a squished animal, or maybe a bird."

Dogbert sits in the passenger's seat. Dilbert continues, "I think it moved . . . Maybe it's still alive."

Dogbert turns his head and says, "I don't want to look . . . It could be disgusting."

Dilbert turns his head back and says, ". . . Can't resist. I have to look anyway."

Dilbert screams and says, "It's disgusting!!"

Dilbert says, "Oh, wait . . . It's just an old shoe."

Dilbert cries, "What's that little blob up ahead?!"

Dogbert replies, "I think it's your brain."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

UH-OH, WHAT'S THAT LYING IN THE ROAD UP THERE ?

IT LOOKS LIKE A SQUISHED ANIMAL, OR MAYBE A BIRD.

I THINK IT MOVED...

MAYBE IT'S STILL ALIVE.

I DON'T WANT TO LOOK ... IT COULD BE DISGUSTING.

... CAN'T RESIST.

I HAVE TO LOOK ANYWAY.

AAAGH!!

IT'S DISGUSTING!!

OH, WAIT... IT'S JUST AN OLD SHOE.

WHAT'S THAT LITTLE BLOB UP AHEAD ?!

I THINK IT'S YOUR BRAIN.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Disgusting Object in the Road"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a white male with glasses and a bald head, driving his car.
• He is confused by an object in the road and wonders if it's a bird or a squished animal.
• As he gets closer, he realizes it's a shoe.
• Dilbert is disgusted by the shoe and decides to avoid it.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of being grossed out by something as mundane as a shoe.

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