Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 20th February 1991

Dilbert//676, first published 35 years ago on Wednesday 20th February 1991

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dilbert cbs news press converence announce anti-gravity discovery suntan lotion science report interview string bikini

Official transcript

Dilbert floats through the house with a propeller strapped to his back. He says into the phone, "CBS News? Yes, I'd like to call a press conference to announce my anti-gravity discovery . . ."

Dilbert says into the telephone, "Science isn't news?! But you did that investigative report on suntan lotion last year . . ."

Dilbert says, "No, I don't think I could do the interview in a string bikini."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CBS NEWS? YES, I'D LIKE TO CALL A PRESS CONFERENCE TO ANNOUNCE MY ANTIGRAVITY DISCOVERY...

SCIENCE ISN'T NEWS ?!

BUT YOU DID THAT INVESTIGATIVE REPORT ON SUNTAN LOTION LAST YEAR...

NO, I DON'T THINK I COULD DO THE INTERVIEW IN A STRING BIKINI.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Anti-Gravity Discovery"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled character, on the phone with a CBS news representative. Dilbert announces his discovery of anti-gravity, but the reporter is uninterested, citing a recent investigative report on Suntan Lotion. Dilbert responds that he did not conduct the interview in a string bikini. The strip humorously highlights the challenges of getting attention for scientific discoveries.

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