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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 22nd February 1991

Dilbert//678, first published 35 years ago on Friday 22nd February 1991


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dilbert dogbert anti-gravity formula sneeze coming burritos soon


Official transcript

Dilbert floats through the house thinking, "Dogbert wasn't even impressed by my anti-gravity formula."

Dilbert thinks, "Uh-oh, I feel a sneeze coming . . ."

Dilbert's sneeze propels him through the ceiling. Dogbert stands on a ladder under Dilbert's feet and says, "I guess we won't be going out for burritos anytime soon."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

DOGBERT WASN'T EVEN IMPRESSED BY MY ANTIGRAVITY FORMULA.

UH-OH, I FEEL A SNEEZE COMING..

I GUESS WE WON'T BE GOING OUT FOR BURRITOS ANYTIME 500N.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Anti-Gravity Formula"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dogbert, a character known for his clever schemes and antics. In this strip, he claims to have discovered an anti-gravity formula, which he uses to lift his boss, Dilbert, off the ground. However, his plan backfires when he realizes he won't be able to go out for burritos anytime soon.

Key Elements:

  • Dogbert's anti-gravity formula
  • Dilbert being lifted off the ground
  • Dogbert's realization that he won't be able to go out for burritos
  • The comic strip's humorous take on the consequences of scientific experimentation gone wrong.

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