Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 26th February 1991

Dilbert//682, first published 35 years ago on Tuesday 26th February 1991

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dilbert dogbert anti-gravity company sagging skin gravity formula proud

Official transcript

Dilbert sits in his chair and Dogbert sits on Dilbert's legs. Dilbert says, "I sold my anti-gravity patent to a company who wants to bring the benefits to the world."

A television commercial shows an old woman with sagging breasts in the "before"

picture and the same woman with upturned breasts in the "after"

picture. The announcer asks, "Tired of sagging skin?"

The announcer continues, "Get the patented 'Dilbert Anti-Gravity Beauty Formula!'"

Dogbert watches the tv advertisement and says, "You must be so proud."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I SOLD MY ANTIGRAVITY PATENT TO A COMPANY WHO WANTS TO BRING THE BENEFITS TO THE WORLD.

TIRED OF SAGGING SKIN?

BEFORE AFTER GET THE PATENTED "DILBERT ANTIGRAVITY BEAUTY FORMULA!" YOU MUST BE SO PROUD.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Dilbert Anti-Gravity Beauty Formula"

Summary:

• Dilbert's boss, the Pointy-Haired Boss, has sold his anti-gravity patent to a company that wants to bring benefits to the world.
• The boss is proud of his achievement, but Dilbert is skeptical and asks if he's tired of sagging skin.
• The boss responds by promoting the "Dilbert Anti-Gravity Beauty Formula" and encourages Dilbert to be proud of his work.

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