Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 10th March 1991

Dilbert//694, first published 35 years ago on Sunday 10th March 1991

Tags

dilbert neighbor loud obnoxious again electrionic systems computer telephone stereo garage door theromostat science glass neighborhood immediately

Official transcript

Dilbert sits at his desk with Dogbert. Dogbert says, "Our neighbor is being loud and obnoxious again."

Loud music plays next door and someone shouts, "Party!!"

Dilbert replies, "Not for long. I'm going to override his home electronic systems with my computer."

Dilbert continues, "I can control his television, microwave, telephone, stereo, garage door and thermostat."

Dilbert appears in the neighbor's tv and says, "Attention! Attention! Obnoxious neighbor!!"

Dilbert says into a microphone, "I am Dilbert. I have control over your life-support systems."

Dilbert continues, "I will cut off your heat, entertainment and cooking appliances . . ."

Dilbert continues, "Unless you pack up and leave the neighborhood immediately."

Dogbert shouts, "He's trying to enroll in a computer science class!"

Dilbert says, "The fool! It's much too late for that."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR NEIGHBOR IS BEING LOUD AND OBNOXIOUS AGAIN PARTY!!

NOT FOR LONG. I'M GOING TO OVERRIDE HIS HOME ELECTRONIC SYSTEMS WITH MY COMPUTER.

I CAN CONTROL HIS TELEVISION, MICROWAVE, TELEPHONE, STEREO, GARAGE DOOR AND THERMOSTAT.

ATTENTION!

OBNOXIOUS NEIGHBOR !!

I AM DILBERT. I HAVE CONTROL OVER YOUR LIFE-SUPPORT SYSTEMS.

I WILL CUT OFF YOUR HEAT, ENTERTAINMENT AND COOKING APPLIANCES...

UNLESS YOU PACK UP AND LEAVE THE NEIGHBORHOOD IMMEDIATELY.

HE'S TRYING TO ENROLL IN A COMPUTER SCIENCE CLASS!

THE FOOL!

IT'S MUCH TOO LATE FOR THAT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Obnoxious Neighbor"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around an obnoxious neighbor who is determined to control his home electronic systems with his computer. He enlists the help of Dilbert, a computer science major, to enroll in a computer science class. However, the neighbor's attempts to enroll Dilbert are met with resistance, as Dilbert is trying to pack up and leave the neighborhood immediately. The strip humorously highlights the neighbor's overzealousness and Dilbert's frustration with the situation.

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