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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 26th March 1991

Dilbert//710, first published 35 years ago on Tuesday 26th March 1991


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dilbert handpainted came concept sticking peoples noses money leave world


Official transcript

A man stands next to a cart with a sign that says, "Nose Puppies $1.00."

The man says to Dilbert, "I make them myself. Each one is hand-painted."

The man continues, "They weren't selling until I came up with the concept of sticking them up people's noses."

The man continues, "I'm not in it for the money. I just want to leave this world a little better than I found it."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I MAKE THEM MYSELF.

EACH ONE IS HAND- PAINTED.

NOSE PUPPIES #192 THEY WEREN'T SELLING UNTIL I CAME UP WITH THE CONCEPT OF STICKING THEM UP PEOPLE'S NOSES.

I'M NOT IN IT FOR THE MONEY. I JUST WANT TO LEAVE THIS WORLD A LITTLE BETTER THAN I FOUND IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Nose Puppies"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around Dilbert's attempt to sell hand-painted nose puppets. However, his customers are not interested in purchasing them, and he becomes frustrated with the lack of interest in his unique product.

Key Elements:

  • Dilbert creates and sells nose puppets
  • Customers are uninterested in buying the nose puppets
  • Dilbert becomes frustrated with the lack of interest in his product

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