Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 1st April 1991

Dilbert//716, first published 35 years ago on Monday 1st April 1991

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dilbert android kit walk talk dress differently dogbert around

Official transcript

Dilbert assembles an android and says to Dogbert, "I built this android from a kit."

Dilbert continues, "He doesn't have a personality, but he will walk around and talk."

Dogbert says, "Well, I hope you guys will at least dress differently."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I BUILT THIS ANDROID FROM A KIT.

HE DOESN'T HAVE A PERSONALITY, BUT HE WILL WALK AROUND AND TALK.

WELL, I HOPE YOU GUYS WILL AT LEAST DRESS DIFFERENTLY.

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collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Dress for Success"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive hairstyle, standing in front of a mirror. He is wearing a white shirt and black pants, and is holding a pair of scissors in his right hand.

• Scene 1: Dilbert says, "I built this Android from a kit." The Android is shown standing next to him, looking at its reflection in the mirror.
• Scene 2: Dilbert continues, "He doesn't have a personality, but he will walk around and talk." The Android looks confused, and Dilbert says, "Well, I hope you guys will at least dress differently."
• Scene 3: The Android is shown wearing a suit and tie, and Dilbert says, "Well, I hope you guys will at least dress differently." The Android looks pleased with itself, and Dilbert says, "He doesn't have a personality, but he will walk around and talk."

Overall:

The comic strip is a humorous commentary on the idea of creating artificial intelligence and the potential consequences of doing so. It suggests that even if an AI system lacks personality, it can still be programmed to perform certain tasks and behave in certain ways. The use of a mirror and a suit and tie adds a touch of irony and humor to the strip.

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