Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 19th April 1991

Dilbert//734, first published 35 years ago on Friday 19th April 1991

Tags

dilbert sweat bugs alone pen mind weird entire body shaved levitate

Official transcript

The caption says, "When you're alone, you start thinking weird thoughts."

Dilbert sits in his desk chair thinking, "Do bugs sweat?"

The caption says, "The longer you're alone, the weirder it gets."

Dilbert holds a pen in his palm and thinks, "I can levitate this pen with my mind."

The caption says, "Don't stay alone too long."

Dilbert sits in his house thinking, "How would it feel if I shaved my entire body."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHEN YOU'RE ALONE, YOU START THINKING WEIRD THOUGHTS.

DO BUGS SWEAT?

THE LONGER YOU'RE ALONE, THE WEIRDER IT GETS.

I CAN LEVITATE THIS PEN WITH MY MIND.

DON'T STAY ALONE TOO LONG.

HOW WOULD IT FEEL IF I SHAVED MY ENTIRE BODY?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Alone Time"

Summary:

This comic strip, originally published in 1991, features Dilbert sitting at his desk, lost in thought. The conversation begins with his boss asking if he's sweating due to bugs, and Dilbert responds by levitating his pen, pondering the consequences of staying alone for an extended period. The strip concludes with Dilbert shaving his entire body, leaving the reader to wonder about the implications of his actions.

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