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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 26th April 1991

Dilbert//741, first published 35 years ago on Friday 26th April 1991


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dilbert ufo warned talk circles leave wheat fields else dogbert


Official transcript

Dilbert's clothes look burned and smoke rises from his body. Dilbert says, "I was attacked by a UFO. They warned me not to talk about the circles they leave in wheat fields."

The flying saucer returns and zaps Dilbert and Dogbert. Dilbert and Dogbert are both burned. Dilbert continues, "Then they said 'Or else.'"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I WAS ATTACKED BY A UFO. THEY WARNED ME NOT TO TALK ABOUT THE CIRCLES THEY LEAVE IN WHEAT FIELDS.

2ZAP!

THEN THEY SAID "OR ELSE."

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "UFOs in Wheat Fields"

Summary:

  • The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive hairstyle, standing in a field.
  • He is holding a rope and looking up at the sky, where a UFO is hovering.
  • Dilbert is explaining to Dogbert, his dog, that he was attacked by a UFO and warned not to talk about the circles they leave in wheat fields.
  • Dogbert responds with skepticism, asking if Dilbert said "or else" to the aliens.
  • The strip humorously portrays Dilbert's encounter with the UFO and his dog's nonchalant reaction.

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