Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 29th April 1991

Dilbert//744, first published 35 years ago on Monday 29th April 1991

Tags

dilbert the boss cerberus honor attention preppared challenge death monkeys winged

Official transcript

The Boss says to Dilbert, "Ask my secretary to schedule a meeting."

Dilbert thinks, "Groan."

Dilbert kneels in front of the secretary's desk and says, "Uh . . . Excuse me . . . Excuse me . . . Miss Cerberus, could a humble employee have the honor of your attention?"

The secretary yells, "Are you prepared to take the challenge of death?!!"

Dilbert asks, "Does this involve any winged monkeys?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ASK MY SECRETARY TO SCHEDULE A MEETING.

GROAN UH... EXCUSE ME ... EXCUSE ME ... MISS CERBERUS, COULD A HUMBLE EMPLOYEE HAVE THE HONOR OF YOUR ATTENTION?

ARE YOU PREPARED TO TAKE THE CHALLENGE OF DEATH ?!!

DOES THIS INVOLVE ANY WINGED MONKEYS?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Winged Monkeys"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic humor and workplace frustrations.
• In this strip, Dilbert is asked by his secretary to schedule a meeting, which he responds to with a series of sarcastic comments and questions.
• He inquires about the purpose of the meeting, implying that it may be unnecessary or unproductive.
• The strip ends with Dilbert asking if the meeting involves "winged monkeys," a humorous and absurd reference that adds to the comedic tone of the strip.

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