Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 1st May 1991

Dilbert//746, first published 35 years ago on Wednesday 1st May 1991

Tags

dilbert boss secretary cerberus calendar head willy mail boy choice bowling

Official transcript

Dilbert says to Dogbert, ". . . So, then my boss's secretary, Miss Cerberus, says she won't put me on the calendar unless I bring her the HEAD of Willy the Mail Boy."

Dilbert holds out a bag with something round in it and says, "What choice did I have?"

Dogbert's ears fly up in shock. Dilbert says, "I went bowling."

Dogbert looks angry.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

SO, THEN MY BOSS'S SECRETARY, MISS CERBERUS, SAYS SHE WON'T PUT ME ON THE CALENDAR UNLESS I BRING HER THE HEAD OF WILLY THE MAIL BOY.

WHAT CHOICE DID I HAVE ?

I WENT BOWLING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Bowling with Cerberus"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a character from the popular comic strip series, in a humorous situation.
• Dilbert is at his desk, talking to his boss's secretary, Miss Cerberus.
• He explains that he won't put anything on the calendar unless his boss brings her head, which is a reference to the three-headed dog Cerberus from Greek mythology.
• Dilbert then asks what choice he has and is told to go bowling.
• The comic strip ends with Dilbert going bowling, accompanied by his boss's head, which is depicted as being in a bag.
• The humor in the comic strip comes from the absurdity of the situation and the unexpected twist at the end.

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