Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 15th May 1991

Dilbert//760, first published 35 years ago on Wednesday 15th May 1991

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ratbert dogbert perfume side effects table lamp marrying

Official transcript

Ratbert and Dogbert sit on a hassock. Ratbert says, "All this week I've been testing Madonna's 'Compulsion' perfume at the lab."

Dogbert asks, "Any side effects?"

Ratbert replies, "Heck no . . . Unless you consider marrying a bunsen burner a 'side effect.'"

Ratbert asks, "Say . . . Who's that cute little filly on the table?!"

Dogbert responds, "We call her the lamp."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ALL THIS WEEK I'VE BEEN TESTING. MADONNA'S "COMPULSION" PERFUME AT THE LAB.

ANY SIDE EFFECTS?

HECK NO ... UNLESS YOU CONSIDER MARRYING A BUNSEN BURNER A "SIDE EFFECT." SAY... WHO'S THAT CUTE LITTLE FILLY ON THE TABLE?!

WE CALL HER THE LAMP.

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Compulsion Perfume"

Summary:

• The comic strip revolves around a dog who is testing a new perfume called "Compulsion" at the lab.
• The dog is considering marrying a Bunsen burner, which is a side effect of the perfume.
• The other dogs in the lab are amused by this and call her "the lamp."

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