Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 19th May 1991

Dilbert//764, first published 35 years ago on Sunday 19th May 1991

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dilbert the boss introduce new employee odyssey bud vice-versa week

Official transcript

The Boss says, "Dilbert, I'd like you to introduce the new guy to everybody."

Dilbert thinks, "Groan."

The Boss walks away thinking, "This way I never have to learn their names."

Dilbert tells the new guy, "The first stop on our odyssey is Bud."

Dilbert says, "Uh . . . Bud, this is the new guy, and vice versa."

The new guy smiles. Bud looks up from the newspaper and says, "What's this?! Another pink-bottomed, Ivy League, management 'trainee'?!"

Bud shouts, "In MY day, you had to start at the bottom . . . And by golly, you STAYED there!!"

The new guy asks, "How long have you worked here?"

Bud replies, "A week . . . This happens pretty quickly."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

, I'D LIKE YOU TO INTRODUCE THE NEW GUY TO EVERYBODY.

GROAN L THIS WAY I NEVER HAVE TO LEARN THEIR NAMES.

THE FIRST STOP ON OUR ODYSSEY IS BUD.

UH... BUD, THIS IS THE NEW GUY, AND VICE-VERSA.

WHAT'S THIS?! ANOTHER PINK-BOTTOMED, IVY LEAGUE, MANAGEMENT "TRAINEE" ?!

NEWS IN MY DAY, YOU HAD TO START AT THE ... AND BY GOLLY, YOU STAYED THERE!!

HOW LONG HAVE YOU WORKED HERE ?

A WEEK...

THIS HAPPENS PRETTY QUICKLY,

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The New Guy"

Summary:

• The comic strip follows the introduction of a new employee, Bud, to the office.
• The scene is set in an office building, where various characters are introduced, including Dilbert, a cartoon character known for his sarcastic remarks and corporate satire.
• The comic strip humorously depicts the challenges of integrating a new employee into the workplace, highlighting the difficulties of navigating office politics and personalities.
• The strip's tone is lighthearted and humorous, poking fun at the quirks of corporate culture and the struggles of working in a modern office environment.

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