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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 6th June 1991

Dilbert//782, first published 35 years ago on Thursday 6th June 1991


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dogbert the boss unorthodox plan improving image company shoot lucky guess


Official transcript

Dogbert stands on a chair across from the Boss's desk. Dogbert says, "I have an unorthodox plan for improving your image in the company."

The Boss says, "Shoot."

Dogbert says, "Lucky guess."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

DOGBERT IS A CONSULTANT I HAVE AN UNORTHODOX PLAN FOR IMPROVING YOUR IMAGE IN THE COMPANY.

SHOOT.

LUCKY GUESS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Dogbert is a Consultant"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dogbert, a white dog, in a consulting role, advising a company on improving its image. The conversation unfolds as follows:

  • Dogbert presents an unorthodox plan to enhance the company's image.
  • The client responds with skepticism, asking Dogbert to "shoot" (i.e., provide a specific example).
  • Dogbert's response is a clever play on words, suggesting that the company should "lucky guess" its way to success.

Key Takeaway:

The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of consultants providing unorthodox advice, highlighting the importance of clear communication and practical solutions in business consulting.

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