Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 19th June 1991
Dilbert//795, first published 35 years ago on Wednesday 19th June 1991
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dilbert dogbert star lies money lawsuits angry tabloid devoted computer online
Official transcript
Dogbert stands on a desk chair typing while Dilbert looks over his shoulder. Dogbert says, "I'm starting my own tabloid newspaper, the 'Dogbert Star.'"
Dogbert explains, "All of the stories will be sensational lies about me . . . That way I'll save money on lawsuits."
Dogbert types, "An angry Dogbert denied that his ego was so big he started a tabloid devoted entirely to himself."
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
I'M STARTING MY OWN TABLOID NEWSPAPER, THE "DOGBERT STAR." ALL OF THE STORIES WILL BE SENSATIONAL LIES ABOUT ME...
THAT WAY I'LL SAVE MONEY ON LAWSUITS.
"AN ANGRY DOGBERT DENIED THAT HIS EGO WAS SO BIG HE STARTED A TABLOID DEVOTED ENTIRELY TO HIMSELF."
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AI Analysis
Comic Strip Title: "The Dogbert Star"
Summary:
The comic strip follows the story of a dog named Dogbert who decides to start his own tabloid newspaper, "The Dogbert Star." The strip features a conversation between Dogbert and a man, where Dogbert expresses his desire to save money on lawsuits by only reporting sensational stories about himself. The man is skeptical, but Dogbert is determined to make his newspaper a success.
Key Points:
- Dogbert starts his own tabloid newspaper, "The Dogbert Star."
- He plans to save money on lawsuits by only reporting sensational stories about himself.
- A man is skeptical of Dogbert's plan, but Dogbert is determined to make his newspaper a success.
- The comic strip features a humorous exchange between Dogbert and the man, highlighting Dogbert's confidence and determination.
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