Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 27th June 1991

Dilbert//803, first published 35 years ago on Thursday 27th June 1991

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dogbert dilbert food fight throwing potatoes ear corn chowder kitchen ding-dong witch dead

Official transcript

Dilbert arrives at home with food stuck to his suit. Dogbert asks, "How was your lunch with the executive vice president?"

Dilbert sits in his chair and says, "Everything was fine until the food fight. He started throwing au gratin potatoes . . . I countered with an ear of corn to his head and ran for the exit."

Dilbert covers his eyes and says, "When I left, he was face-down in the clam chowder and the kitchen staff was singing 'ding-dong the witch is dead.'"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HOW WAS YOUR LUNCH WITH THE EXECUTIVE VICE PRESIDENT ?

EVERYTHING WAS FINE UNTIL THE FOOD FIGHT. HE STARTED THROWING AU GRATIN POTATOES ... I COUNTERED WITH AN EAR OF CORN TO HIS HEAD AND RAN FOR THE EXIT.

WHEN I LEFT, HE WAS FACEDOWN IN THE CLAM CHOWDER AND THE KITCHEN STAFF WAS SINGING "DINGDONG THE WITCH IS DEAD."

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

The title of this 'Dilbert' comic strip is 'Ding-Dong the Witch is Dead'.

Summary:

• The comic strip is a humorous take on a workplace lunch meeting.
• The executive vice president is having lunch with the main character, Dilbert.
• The conversation starts with the executive vice president asking how Dilbert's lunch was.
• Dilbert responds that everything was fine until he threw augratin potatoes at him.
• The executive vice president is counterattacked with an ear of corn to the head.
• Dilbert then runs for the exit, but is confronted by the kitchen staff singing "Ding-Dong the Witch is Dead".
• The comic strip ends with the implication that Dilbert has been fired.

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