Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 27th June 1991

Dilbert//803, first published 35 years ago on Thursday 27th June 1991

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dogbert dilbert food fight throwing potatoes ear corn chowder kitchen ding-dong witch dead

Official transcript

Dilbert arrives at home with food stuck to his suit. Dogbert asks, "How was your lunch with the executive vice president?"

Dilbert sits in his chair and says, "Everything was fine until the food fight. He started throwing au gratin potatoes . . . I countered with an ear of corn to his head and ran for the exit."

Dilbert covers his eyes and says, "When I left, he was face-down in the clam chowder and the kitchen staff was singing 'ding-dong the witch is dead.'"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HOW WAS YOUR LUNCH WITH THE EXECUTIVE VICE PRESIDENT ?

EVERYTHING WAS FINE UNTIL THE FOOD FIGHT. HE STARTED THROWING AU GRATIN POTATOES ... I COUNTERED WITH AN EAR OF CORN TO HIS HEAD AND RAN FOR THE EXIT.

WHEN I LEFT, HE WAS FACEDOWN IN THE CLAM CHOWDER AND THE KITCHEN STAFF WAS SINGING "DINGDONG THE WITCH IS DEAD."

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Clam Chowder Catastrophe"

Summary:

• The comic strip depicts a humorous scene where the Executive Vice President (EVP) is having lunch with Dilbert.
• The EVP starts throwing Augratin potatoes, which lands on Dilbert's ear.
• The EVP then leaves, face-down in the Clam Chowder, singing "Ding-Dong the Witch is Dead."
• The comic strip pokes fun at the EVP's eccentric behavior and the absurdity of the situation.

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