Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 2nd August 1991

Dilbert//839, first published 35 years ago on Friday 2nd August 1991

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dilbert eliminating simple caused people invisible juan cindy kill them motivational speaking

Official transcript

Dogbert stands on a stage holding a microphone. He says to the audience, "The Dogbert method of eliminating guilt is quite simple."

Dogbert continues, "All of your problems are caused by invisible people named Juan and Cindy."

Dogbert continues, "All you have to do is find them and kill them."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE DOGBERT METHOD OF ELIMINATING GUILT IS QUITE SIMPLE.

ALL OF YOUR PROBLEMS ARE CAUSED BY INVISIBLE PEOPLE NAMED JUAN AND CINDY.

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS FIND THEM AND KILL THEM.

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Dogbert Method of Eliminating Guilt"

Summary:

• The comic strip follows the theme of eliminating guilt, as presented by Dogbert.
• The main character is introduced, who is struggling with guilt and seeking a solution.
• Dogbert presents his method, which involves finding and killing the invisible people named Juan and Cindy.
• The character is skeptical but decides to try Dogbert's method.
• The comic strip ends with the character's reaction to the method's effectiveness, leaving the reader to wonder about the validity of Dogbert's approach.

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