Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 4th August 1991

Dilbert//841, first published 35 years ago on Sunday 4th August 1991

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dilbert woman edna protect planning boots cat dating

Official transcript

A woman holding a cocktail glass says to another woman, "Uh-oh . . . That guy is coming to talk to us."

Dilbert thinks, "I hate this long walk across the room."

The woman says, "You're the ugly one, Edna. You'll have to protect me."

Dilbert thinks, "They spotted me. They're planning a defense."

The woman says to Edna, "I'll push you between us. You start babbling about your cat or something."

Dilbert thinks, "I can't do it. I'll veer off at the last minute . . ."

The woman shouts, "Now, Edna!"

and pushes her. Edna falls and Dilbert trips over her. The woman thinks, "It's hard to be the pretty one."

From the floor, Edna says, "I have a cat named Boots."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

UH-OH... THAT GUY IS COMING TO TALK TO US.

I HATE THIS LONG WALK ACROSS THE ROOM.

YOU'RE THE UGLY ONE, EDNA. YOU'LL HAVE TO PROTECT THEY SPOTTED ME.

THEY'RE PLANNING A DEFENSE.

I'LL PUSH YOU BETWEEN US. YOU START BABBLING ABOUT YOUR CAT OR SOMETHING.

I CAN'T DO IT. I'LL VEER OFF AT THE LAST MINUTE..

NOW, EDNA!

IT'S HARD TO BE THE PRETTY ONE.

I HAVE A CAT NAMED BOOTS.

3 AJEMS

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Feline Frenzy"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert and his coworker, Edna, engaging in a humorous conversation about cats.
• Edna reveals that she has a cat named Boots, which Dilbert finds amusing.
• The conversation takes a turn when Edna becomes defensive about her cat, leading to a lighthearted exchange between the two characters.
• The comic strip showcases the playful and relatable interactions between Dilbert and Edna, highlighting their quirky personalities and interests.

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