Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 7th August 1991

Dilbert//844, first published 35 years ago on Wednesday 7th August 1991

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alice the boss baby dilbert wally boss butt head maternity leave pregnancy women's rights

Official transcript

Alice, Dilbert and a man sit at a table eating lunch. Alice is holding a baby in her arms. The Boss enters and says, "Alice, I've been thinking . . . Since your baby was born in the office, have you considered naming it after your boss?"

Alice replies, "As a matter of fact, I DID name him after you."

As the Boss walks away, Alice says, "Want some more milk, 'Butt Head?'"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ALICE, I'VE BEEN THINKING..

SINCE YOUR BABY WAS BORN IN THE OFFICE, HAVE YOU CONSIDERED NAMING IT AFTER YOUR BOSS?

AS A MATTER OF FACT, I DID NAME HIM AFTER YOU.

WANT SOME MORE MILK, "BUTT HEAD"?

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Naming Rights"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a conversation between Alice and her boss, who is considering naming a baby born in the office after him. Alice humorously suggests naming the baby "Butt Head" in exchange for her boss's approval. The boss is taken aback by the suggestion, leading to a humorous exchange between the two characters. The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of corporate hierarchy and the absurdity of workplace politics.

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