Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 9th August 1991

Dilbert//846, first published 35 years ago on Friday 9th August 1991

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dilbert temperature internal organs compared bout bubonic plague repaired mower co-worker

Official transcript

Dilbert and three men sit at a table eating lunch. A man says, "Yeah . . . I had a temperature of 147 degrees and they had to remove my internal organs."

Another man says, "Well, that's nothing compared to my bout with bubonic plague last week."

A man with no head asks, "Did I ever tell you about the time I repaired my own lawn mower?"

Another man thinks, "Not again."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YEAH... I HAD A TEMPERATURE OF 147 AND THEY HAD TO REMOVE MY INTERNAL ORGANS.

WELL, THAT'S NOTHING COMPARED TO MY BOUT WITH BUBONIC PLAGUE LAST WEEK.

DID I EVER TELL YOU ABOUT THE TIME I REPAIRED MY OWN LAWN MOWER?

NOT AGAIN

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AI Analysis

Title: "Internal Organs vs. Lawn Mower"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert discussing his recent experience with a medical procedure to remove his internal organs.
• He compares the procedure to his bout with bubonic plague, which he claims was less painful.
• A coworker asks about the time he repaired his own lawn mower, implying that Dilbert's comment about the procedure being less painful than the plague is not credible.
• Dilbert responds that he did not repair his own lawn mower, and the conversation ends with the coworker saying "not again."

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