Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 28th August 1991

Dilbert//865, first published 35 years ago on Wednesday 28th August 1991

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dilbert step outside smallish side kick fight butt wants piece accidentally soak

Official transcript

Dilbert and some co-workers sit at a conference table. A tiny man says to Dilbert, "I disagree with everything you said. Who wants to step outside and fight about it?!!!"

The little man says, "I may be on the smallish side but I can kick any butt in this room!!"

The short man continues, "C'mon, who wants a piece of me??!"

A woman next to Dilbert whispers, "It's my fault. I accidentally used him to soak up a coffee spill this morning."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I DISAGREE WITH EVERYTHING YOU SAID. WHO WANTS TO STEP OUTSIDE AND FIGHT ABOUT IT ?!!

I MAY BE ON THE SMALLISH SIDE BUT I CAN KICK ANY BUTT IN THIS ROOM!!

C'MON, WHO WANTS A PIECE OF ??!

IT'S MY FAULT.

I ACCIDENTALLY USED HIM TO SOAK UP A COFFEE SPILL THIS MORNING

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

The comic strip is titled "The Coffee Spill" and features a typical Dilbert scenario.

Panel 1: The Setup

• A boss asks employees if they have any disagreements.
• An employee responds, "I disagree with everything you said. Who wants to step outside and fight about it?"

Panel 2: The Confrontation

• The boss refuses to engage in a physical fight.
• The employee threatens to kick any butt in the room.

Panel 3: The Resolution

• The boss responds, "C'mon, who wants a piece of me?"
• The employee reveals they used the boss to soak up a coffee spill this morning.

Key Takeaways

• The comic strip pokes fun at workplace conflicts and the absurdity of office politics.
• The punchline is unexpected and humorous, adding to the comedic effect.
• The strip showcases the creative and satirical style of the Dilbert comic strip.

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