Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 1st September 1991

Dilbert//869, first published 35 years ago on Sunday 1st September 1991

Tags

dilbert neighborhood window through awkward sucked fungus brick valentine

Official transcript

Dilbert looks out the window and says, "Hey, that's Lisa. I dated her last night!"

Dilbert walks outside and says, "Lisa! What are you doing in this neighborhood!"

Lisa looks guilty and replies, "Well . . . Actually, I didn't know how to tell you to stop calling me . . ."

Lisa continues, ". . . So I came to throw this brick with a note on it through your window."

Lisa throws the brick and it crashes through the window. She says, "It seems awkward now . . ."

Dilbert reads the note on the brick, ". . . It was like you sucked the oxygen out of the room . . . You remind me of fungus . . ."

Dilbert reads, ". . . Continued on brick two."

Dilbert ducks as another brick crashes through the window. He says, "That's it! She is OFF my Valentine list!!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HEY, THAT'S LISA. I DATED HER LAST NIGHT!

LISA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD?

WELL...

ACTUALLY, I DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO TELL YOU TO STOP CALLING ME ... SO I CAME TO THROW THIS BRICK WITH A NOTE ON IT THROUGH YOUR WINDOW.

CRASH!

IT SEEMS AWKWARD NOW ...IT WAS LIKE YOU SUCKED THE OXYGEN OUT OF THE ROOM ... YOU REMIND ME OF FUNGUS...

...CONTINUED ON BRICK TWO.

CRASH!

THAT'S IT!

SHE IS OFF MY VALENTINE LIST!!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Fungal Attraction"

Summary:

The comic strip follows the misadventures of Dilbert, a bespectacled office worker, as he navigates a disastrous date with Lisa.

Key Scenes:

• Dilbert asks Lisa about her neighborhood, and she responds by throwing a brick through his window.
• Dilbert attempts to make amends by sending Lisa a Valentine's Day card, but she is not amused.
• The comic strip ends with Dilbert being hit by a brick, symbolizing the chaos and destruction that ensues from his failed date.

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