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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 11th September 1991

Dilbert//879, first published 35 years ago on Wednesday 11th September 1991


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man george lucas dogbert news sub-contract dan quayle muppets film studio faked special effects company


Official transcript

A man says to George Lucas, "There's a dog here to see you, sir. He may be on to our operation."

Lucas asks Dogbert, "Yes?"

Dogbert says, "I came to find out if the news on television is all faked by your special effects company."

Lucas and Dogbert sit at a table. Lucas says, "Actually, we don't do ALL of the news here. We had to sub-contract the Dan Quayle stuff to the Muppets."

Dogbert says, "I knew that."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

THERE'S A DOG HERE TO SEE YOU, SIR. HE MAY BE ON TO OUR OPERATION.

YES?

George Lucas I CAME TO FIND OUT IF THE NEWS ON TELEVISION IS ALL FAKED BY YOUR SPECIAL EFFECTS COMPANY.

ACTUALLY, WE DON'T DO ALL OF THE NEWS HERE. WE MADTO SUBCONTRACT THE DAN QUAYLE STUFF TO THE MUPPETS.

I KNEW THAT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

The title of this comic strip is "Sub-Contracting to the Muppets."

The comic strip is divided into three panels.

  • In the first panel, a woman is holding a dog on a leash and talking to two men, George Lucas and George Lucas.
  • In the second panel, one of the men asks if the news on television is all faked by the special effects company.
  • In the third panel, the man is sitting at a desk with a white creature, and the creature says, "I knew that."

The comic strip humorously highlights the absurdity of the situation, where a dog is being held on a leash by a woman, and the conversation between the men is about sub-contracting to the Muppets.

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