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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 23rd September 1991

Dilbert//891, first published 35 years ago on Monday 23rd September 1991


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dogbert rabert ruler earth ignorant masses zombie mode stuck


Official transcript

Dogbert stands on the edge of a cliff and yells, "I am Dogbert, the supreme ruler of earth!!"

Dogbert yells, "Worship me, you ignorant masses!!"

Dogbert says to Ratbert, "That was practice."

Ratbert replies, "Darn, now my eyes are stuck in zombie mode . . ."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I AM DOGBERT, THE SUPREME RULER OF EARTH !!

WORSHIP ME, YOU IGNORANT MASSES!!

THAT WAS PRACTICE.

DARN, NOW MY EYES ARE STUCK IN ZOMBIE MODE..

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Dogbert's Zombie Mode"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dogbert, a white character with a black eye, standing on a hill and addressing an audience. He proudly declares himself "Dogbert, the supreme ruler of earth" and demands that the masses worship him. However, his eyes suddenly turn zombie-like, and he exclaims, "Darn, now my eyes are stuck in zombie mode." The scene is set against a blue sky with brown hills in the background, and the characters are depicted in a cartoonish style. The comic strip is attributed to Scott Adams and was originally published in 1991.

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