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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 30th September 1991

Dilbert//898, first published 35 years ago on Monday 30th September 1991


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dilbert dogbert hover saucer complete destroy small country wrong hands


Official transcript

Dilbert makes some adjustments to a vehicle that looks like a flying saucer. Dilbert says to Dogbert, "My hover-saucer invention is complete!"

Dilbert continues, "It has enough advanced weaponry to destroy a small country."

Dilbert says, "I hope it doesn't fall into the wrong hands."

Dogbert thinks, "Paws."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

MY HOVER-SAUCER INVENTION IS COMPLETE!

IT HAS ENOUGH ADVANCED WEAPONRY TO DESTROY A SMALL COUNTRY.

I HOPE IT DOESN'T FALL INTO THE WRONG HANDS.

PAWS

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Hover-Saucer Invention"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive hairdo, proudly presenting his invention to his colleagues. The hover-saucer is equipped with advanced weaponry, which he intends to use to destroy a small country.

Panel Breakdown:

  • Panel 1: Dilbert proudly displays his hover-saucer invention, boasting that it is complete.
  • Panel 2: He reveals that the hover-saucer has enough advanced weaponry to destroy a small country.
  • Panel 3: Dilbert's colleague, Dogbert, expresses concern, stating that the hover-saucer doesn't fall into the wrong hands.

Key Elements:

  • Dilbert's enthusiasm and confidence in his invention
  • The advanced weaponry of the hover-saucer
  • Dogbert's caution and concern for the potential consequences of the invention

Overall:

The comic strip humorously highlights the potential dangers of unchecked technological advancements and the importance of considering the consequences of one's actions.

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