Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 2nd October 1991

Dilbert//900, first published 35 years ago on Wednesday 2nd October 1991

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dilbert dogbert destiny conquer elbonia using hover-saucer invention intoxicated metaphors influence shouldn't

Official transcript

Dogbert stands in front of a flying saucer and thinks, "It is my destiny to conquer Elbonia using Dilbert's hover-saucer invention."

Dogbert climbs into the saucer thinking, "I feel intoxicated with power and blinded by my own ambition."

Dogbert sits in the driver's seat thinking, "Maybe I shouldn't drive while under the influence of metaphors."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IT IS MY DESTINY TO CONQUER ELBONIA USING DILBERT'S HOVER-SAUCER INVENTION.

I FEEL INTOXICATED WITH POWER AND BLINDED BY MY OWN AMBITION.

MAYBE I SHOULDN'T DRIVE WHILE UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF METAPHORS.

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AI Analysis

The title of this 'Dilbert' comic strip is "Elbonia's Hover-Saucer Invention."

Summary:

• The comic strip depicts Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic and humorous take on corporate life, in a humorous and satirical light.
• The strip shows Dilbert's invention of a hover-saucer, which he uses to conquer Elbonia.
• The punchline of the comic strip is that Dilbert is intoxicated with power and blinded by his own ambition, leading him to make reckless decisions while under the influence of metaphors.

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